My name is HAYLEY ARFDOG. It is a SEASONABLY COLD day where I reside, in the deep south of a place currently known as the UNITED STATES. I go by several PRONOUNS, including PUP/PUPS, which I like the most, despite other people (and myself) often forgetting to use it. SHE/HER, to keep it simple. And IT/ITS, because being human is for losers.

I have a variety of INTERESTS. I have a passion for ROLEPLAYING COMMUNITIES FOR NERDS, in which I display my WORDY YET ULTIMATELY MEDIOCRE WRITING. Often times, I will take my "skills" to other forms of writing, including SPECULATIVE SCIENCE-FICTION, and DUBIOUSLY FETISHISTIC MICRO-FICTION. I have spent tens of thousands of hours PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, but I'm still bad at all of them. Due to my MALFORMED UPBRINGING, I have a number of MENTAL DISORDERS, including ADDERAL DEFICIENCY DISORDER and DEPENDENT PRICK DISEASE; Also due to this fact, I am rather SOCIALLY INEPT, and commonly perform a variety of SOCIAL FAUX PAS. I have a great emotional attachment to MUSIC, and listen to it almost all the time. Despite this, I haven't learned how to make any of it yet.

As shown by this REFERENTIAL FORMAT, I am a big fan of a specific WEBCOMIC, and will reference it with irritable, even insufferable frequency; I have completed the work and its EPILOGUES, but have not yet had the pleasure of reading its SEQUEL. Nor have I read its INVESTIGATIVE PREDECESSOR. All in all, I am rather new to the work's SPHERE OF INFLUENCE, having only recently indulged in it after being motivated by the prospect of WEIRD GIRL PUSSY.

My music taste is best described as POSITIVELY GODDAMN ECLECTIC, and I will take every available opportunity to talk about it, such as now. I have a deep love of MAGICK METAL, even though almost everyone that makes it is ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL. Despite my better judgement, I have been hooked by the MIRTHFUL CLAW of INSANE CLOWN POSSE. I indulge frequently in the WICKED ELIXIR, having formed a kind of FUCKED UP SMUGGLING RING around importation of the substance. I enjoy JAPANESE SHOEGAZE despite the fact that I don't know Japanese, and will often loathe the genre's underratedness; MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND and MASS OF THE FERMENTING DREGS are both personal favorites. I have had a storied interest in HIP-HOP OF A RETRO PERSUATION, with my most recent favorites being PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, SOULS OF MISCHIEF, and THE PHARCYDE. Last but not least, I was personally groomed into the cult of 80'S MUSIC through constant paternal reinforcement, and retained my love for BRITISH NEW WAVE, LATE-STAGE DISCO, and other kinds of "MODERN ROCK".

My pesterhandle is glueTripper and I speak in a manner affected by internet customs and the Southern American English dialect.